I feel I’ve been a little unfair and mysterious about the reason behind my hiatus. I did of course allude to an injury of sorts, but let me shed light on that before moving further—namely so you may refrain from being as stupid as I am. Essentially I was trying to open the binding ties of a sealed box with a knife. *Long pause* Yeah I don’t think I need to say much else, except I passed out at the sight of blood (yes I admit I am a pansy when it comes to blood, but Pottermore recently dubbed me a Gryffindor, so I’m brave too! Or just stubborn! No matter!) and needed 8 stitches on my poor thumb. In case you are wondering, it is still slightly numb (as if it never fully woke up) but after so many months it now has a 98% performance rating, the 2% comprising numbness and a slight inflexibility compared to my left thumb. Such is life. But kiddos, DO NOT USE SHARP SMALL PARING KNIVES TO OPEN BOXES.
So unfortunately this post lacks a photo right now because although I’ve been developing my skills at cooking with both good and not-so-good experiences, I had become waylaid concerning the use of the camera. For shame! But isn’t it enough just to jot down recipes?? Trust me. My laziness evidently knows no bounds, but I am relying on this blog to keep me steadfast in my goals. (I promise all my other posts will have photos, I just totally missed this one.)
So, tiny back story: We have the habit of trying to avoid the café at work – something about the sweat pouring off of the head chef while he sautés veggies and cooks up bacon on the same flat iron grill churns my stomach with relentless gremlin hands – so on occasion I’ll pull together some sandwiches for lunch. This is hardly necessary while we’re fasting, but hummus is useful on its own too, obviously. Continue reading



